The products that may not claim to be used to cure, treat, or aid in diagnosable health conditions, such as: inflammation, depression, PTSD, ADHD, or cancer. These claims are prohibited by the FDA and FTC Guidelines. Any health claims related to CBD or Hemp derived products of sale in stores or online must be truthful and not misleading and adhere to the above-referenced FDA & FTC Guidance. LINK DIRECTLY TO THESE RULES...
I AM NOT A NURSE, DOCTOR OR MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL WHAT-SO-EVER, I CANNOT AND WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND WHAT CURES, TREATS or AIDS WHAT, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT HELPS ME - Thanks guys let's make sure we are in full-compliance of the law here
TOPICAL CBD & HEMP-INFUSED PRODUCTS:
1) All-Ouchies All-Purpose Salve
CBD Isolate Extract Topical Salve - measured 350mg CBD Isolate per ounce, the Salve formula is the base used for all topicals, just a great All-Purpose general pain relief for me, my skincare product. Available in five sizes below: "strength / amount & size". Made with simple ingredients: local beeswax, shea butter, infused beneficial carrier and essential oils. Essential aroma combos: Lavender Chamomile, Lemongrass Green-Tea Ginseng, Peppermint Eucalyptus, Caramel Cinnamon Tangerine options.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Slather that stuff everywhere, CBD Isolate is a natural anesthetic, helps my inflammation, my sore muscles, any Boo-Boos and Ouchies, bruises, burns, scrapes, insect bites, minor cuts for me and etc. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
22mg / 2mL Sampler jar -- $2
175mg / ½ oz -- $6
350mg / 1 oz -- $12
700mg / 2 oz -- $24
1400mg / 4 oz -- $48
CBD Isolate Extract & Hemp-Infused Topical Body Butter - measured 500mg CBD Isolate per ounce, with Hemp-Infused MCT Oil that provides so much MORE relief for my deeper pain; my sore muscles and joints, tightness and cramping, bruising and etc. for me. Made with simple ingredients: local beeswax, shea butter, infused beneficial carrier and essential oils. Available in five squeeze bottle sizes below: "strength / amount & size". Essential oil aroma combos: Lavender Chamomile, Lemongrass Green-Tea Ginseng, Peppermint Eucalyptus, Caramel Cinnamon Tangerine. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Massage that stuff everywhere topically, this is easier to apply/spread with the squeeze bottle and infused oils, a butter texture. CBD Isolate is a natural anesthetic, the butter's great relief for any of my Ouchies in general...
31mg / 2mL Sampler -- $3
250mg / ½ oz -- $7.50
500mg / 1 oz -- $15
1000mg / 2 oz -- $30
1500mg / 3 oz -- $45
2000mg / 4 oz -- $60
The pricing is more expensive because I use Hemp-Infused Extra-Strength MCT coconut carrier oil, which takes me up to a month to prepare. This makes the product smell nutty naturally, it pairs best with the Tangerine Cinnamon Aroma.
CBD Isolate Extract Simple ingredients for lowest irritation in the fight against chmapp-i-ness. Delicately place balm, CBD Isolate is a natural anesthetic, this is going to be great for all other Ouchies too...ith only beeswax, shea butter, MCT carrier oil, flavor extract (or not) ingredients. Upgrade the strength 200mg for a $3 upcharge, available in four sizes below: "strength / amount & size". Unscented for my bum (We've all been there friend!), or choice of flavors: peppermint, cinnamon, lemon or almond/cherry. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Simple ingredients for lowest irritation in the fight against chapp-i-ness. Delicately place balm, CBD Isolate is a natural anesthetic, this is going to be great for all other of my Ouchies too...
8mg / 2mL Sampler -- $1
50mg / ½ oz -- $3.50
100mg / 1 oz -- $7
200mg / 2 oz -- $14
CBD Isolate Extract Lavender & Chamomile Gemstone Topical Almond Oil - measured 50mg per 5mL, CBD Isolate in Sweet Almond carrier oil, with beneficial gemstones and relaxing essential oils. Supports my mental/emotional wellness and mood stability, a roller applicator bottle diffuses all of my stress, panic, anxiety, insomnia. Healing gemstone assortment: Amethyst, Quartz, Citrine, Calcite, raw Emerald, Jade, Selenite, Pyrite, Hematite, Tiger-Eye, Snowflake Obsidian, Carnelian Agate. Upgrade strength 50mg for $2 upcharge. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: This is going to cut the edge for me, and it's a great on-the-go topical attitude adjustment solution I use. Roll oil onto pressure points, temples, behind ears, around nostrils, on the wrists and/or clavicle bones. Aromatic soothing, calming, aids me falling asleep. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
50mg / 5mL -- $7
100mg / 10mL -- $13
CBD Isolate Extract Massage, Personal & Intimate Topical/Oral Oil - measured 100mg per ounce, Topical -AND/OR- Oral personal massage and lubrication oil. Sweet Almond carrier oil, available in five dropper bottle sizes below: "strength / amount / dosage". Only unscented for now, increase strength 100mg for $3. I can infuse any other SAFE carrier oil by request. LINK TO SHOP LISTING...
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Lather up all over and everywhere, under over sideways backwards, up and down... The world is your oyster and there are no wrong answers folks where to put it-- get on down with ease and stop having to spit on your naughty bits...
15mg / 5mL / 3mg per mL dose, (5) 1mL doses, 1 full dropper is 1mL -- $2 Sampler
100mg / 1 oz / 3.3mg per mL, (30) 1mL doses, 1 full dropper is 1mL -- $5
200mg / 2 oz / 3.3mg per mL, (30) 2mL doses, 1 full dropper is 2mL -- $10
300mg / 3 oz / 3.3mg per mL, (30) 3mL doses, 1 full dropper is 3mL -- $15
400mg / 4 oz / 3.3mg per mL, (30) 4mL doses, 1 full dropper is 4mL -- $20
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